Friday, March 17, 2006
Halloween Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got
a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said
she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was
no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without
pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching him see
how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice lady he
could, and copping a little feel here
and a little kiss there.
His wife walked up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his other partner high and dry and devoted his time
to the new lady that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband.
Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little
bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went
home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what
kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind
of a time he had.
He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When
I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys,
so we
went into the den and played poker all evening.
But I'll tell you something ... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a
real good time!"
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got
a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said
she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was
no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without
pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching him see
how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice lady he
could, and copping a little feel here
and a little kiss there.
His wife walked up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his other partner high and dry and devoted his time
to the new lady that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband.
Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little
bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went
home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what
kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind
of a time he had.
He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When
I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys,
so we
went into the den and played poker all evening.
But I'll tell you something ... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a
real good time!"
# posted by Heather West @ 2:11 AM 
